Yahan kisi ko bhi kuch hasab e Aarzoo na mila
Kisi ko hum na milay or hum ko tou na mila
Ghazaal e Ashk sa Sar Subh Doob e Marasgaan par
Kab Apni aankh khuli or laho laho na mila
Chamaktay Chaand bhi thay shahar shab kay eewaan main
Nigaar e Gham sa magar shama ro na mila
Inhi ki Ramaz chali ha gali gali main yahan
Jinhain Idger sa kabhi azaan e guftago na mila
Phir aaj maikaida dil sa lout aye hain
Phir aaj hum ko thikaanay ka hum saboo na mila
An Americn doctor got heart attack at railway station after reading a book’s name-
“How to become doctor in 30days”
MRP Rs. 20 only.
Pakistani Rocks
American Shocks
In an exam, knowing the syllabus is not as important as knowing the SEATING ARRANGEMENT:D
Don’t be too proud wearing designers brand when the last thing you will be wearing is a White Cloth !
The Awkward Moment When you want to listen a song and you forget the Title and name of singer too 
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Nabi Kareen Sallallaho Alaihe Wa Alehi Wasallam Na Farmaya :
“Sehri Sarapa Barkat hai, Isay Tark Na Kia Karo”
Musnad Imam Ahmad bin Hanbal
Nabi Kareen Sallallaho Alaihe Wa Alehi Wasallam Na Farmaya :
“Momin Ki Bahtareen Sehri Khajoor Hai”
Sunan Ibne Daud
The Awkward Moment When You Help Your Friend In The Test And He Got Higher Marks Than You
Oh! But You Said That You Haven’t Prepared
You Lie , You Cheat You ….. 
Nabi Kareen Sallallaho Alaihe Wa Alehi Wasallam Na Farmaya :
“Jo Shahkhs Imaan Or Hasool e Sawab Ki Niyat Kay Saath Mah e Ramazam Kay Dinon Main Rozay Rakhta Hai Or Ratoon Main Qiyaam Karta Hai To Wo Gunahoon Sa Youn Paak Ho Jata Hai Jaisay Wo Is Din Tha Jab Isay Iski Maan Na Usay Janam Dia Tha”
Nisaai
The Awkward Moment When You Don’t Know Anything In The Test Except your name